Our store has been updated with two brand new products!
Limited Edition Posters designed by Ksek! This is literally packed with little references to the show, and is a super cool way to show your support.
Brand New Jersey Dave Cum Rags! (Bonus! Free T-Shirt!) Watching one of the two Beef Offs and fear having nothing to cum on? Why not Jersey Dave’s face!
That poster’s by me! You should buy it! It has a drawing of a dildo on it! (and other things)
I hope there are more dicks in the future for that skirt.
Oh, I promise you, there are so many more dicks in the future for that skirt. There could not possibly be a more appropriate person to have won the dick skirt than Obadiah:
Last night we gave away a skirt that four grown men had their dicks out in.
Sometimes I’m not sure what we do here.
I mean, that’s a great dick statue and all. But it’s no Dixie.
(Please let this start a trend where we all post the phallic artworks of our homes… I mean, we all have dick statues, right?)