“Ellen and Ben, they may as well run off to Havana
They simply disappeared for a year
They’d show up at shows
But less and less and saying “hi” to no one
And why they even came was unclear”
“Ellen and Ben I heard they broke up loudly at a wedding and never saw each
It seems kinda weird, they make each other feel like they could die but they
couldnt stay the slightest of friends”
-excerpts from The Dismemberment Plan’s “Ellen and Ben”, which eerily parallels the storyline of The Couple Who Are So in Love Right Now, but Are Definitely Going to Break Up in Exactly 6 Months
Our store has been updated with two brand new products!
Limited Edition Posters designed by Ksek! This is literally packed with little references to the show, and is a super cool way to show your support.
Brand New Jersey Dave Cum Rags! (Bonus! Free T-Shirt!) Watching one of the two Beef Offs and fear having nothing to cum on? Why not Jersey Dave’s face!
That poster’s by me! You should buy it! It has a drawing of a dildo on it! (and other things)
I hope there are more dicks in the future for that skirt.
Oh, I promise you, there are so many more dicks in the future for that skirt. There could not possibly be a more appropriate person to have won the dick skirt than Obadiah:
Last night we gave away a skirt that four grown men had their dicks out in.
Sometimes I’m not sure what we do here.
I mean, that’s a great dick statue and all. But it’s no Dixie.
(Please let this start a trend where we all post the phallic artworks of our homes… I mean, we all have dick statues, right?)